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A song that is hated by Lorde stans but loved by general people.
Person 1: I hate Lorde. Fuck her. She is never coming back lol.
Person 2: Nooo, I love Ribs by Lorde, it's so good like I won't be able to get over it.
Person 1: Damn, you must be a local.
Lord Barquar the 3rd is an amazing ruler of Tilypoo. Tilypoo is the most beautiful country in the world. Lord Barquar the 3rd would sacrifice his life for his kingdom and his people. He always wears a bow tie and has a neutral face with bushy brows. He also has a gorgeous double chin when he laughs and his smile is as bright as the sun(people have been blinded). He speaks twenty languages, including pig Latin and the language of the roaches. He is so extremely brave that he fought a battle against another kingdom all by himself, with his whip of course as well as his blade, Axrius. He has seventeen children with Lady Barquar the seventh. His favourite colour is hot pink, and he is always wearing bright colours, especially the neons, to stun his enemies. He wears a skintight bodysuit to show off his curves. He loves his skinny leather pants more that his wife.
Have you seen Lord Barquar the 3rd?
Yeah, he's gorgeous!
The almighty fish lord is the king fish and is ruler of swimmy sea. If you do not follow the fish lords commands you will get eaten. The almighty fish lord enjoys eating goldfish and gogurts for every meal. If you aren’t careful, you’ll become one of those goldfish.
Person 1: hey! Have you heard about the almighty fish lord?
Person 2: no. I haven’t. Who are they?
Person 1: oh no. Since you don’t know about him, you’re the next goldfish on his dish.
Person 2: WHAT???!!!
damn he really broke her heart. whats his name?
its lord shatterheart
When you behave in a serious fashion, yet not one person believes you.
Person 1: "This 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘢 a real fuck 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘢!"
Person 2: "On Lord!"
Person 3: "No way."
The good lord has a sense of humor is an old southern way of saying “a really funny coincidence” this definition stems from the southern United States around late 1700s to the early 1800s
From the movie Gettysburg:
“Today is July 3rd”
“And tomorrow is July 4th, Independence Day, The Good Lord has a sense of humor”
A beta lord is lord of the beta. The weakest of the weak. They have the gumption of a toad and the back bone of an octopus.
That guy is the most royal beta lord.