A Nicks mum is a term used for a woman that is a prostitute based in wickford, a nicks mum usually spends a lot of her earnings on replacement red light bulbs or replacement battery’s for her doorbell
Tom: “nicks mum”
James: “nicks mum”
George: “fuck me the traffics bad today”
James: “that’s the queue for nicks mum”
This is the mother figure of Aiden Gelston. Her name is Dorine and she is a very kind and loving person. One time she baked be cookies and they tasted really good. everyone should have a mum like this!
Me: Aiden Gelston's Mum made me some cookies on the weekend
Aiden Gelston: Isn't she the best?
Me: Yes!!!!
Usually a woman who holds one of you children for 9 months while the fathers on a 40 year holiday
You would you like to be my chubby’s mum
When gay porn roast you dont know what to say
Gay porn: I did your dad
Me:ar mum gay
she had a boner
wow she had a massive boner that must be a andrews mum
This describes a woman who has a higher bodycount than anyone else in the county.
Mate, fucked a chick last night pretty sure it was Oscar's Mum
when you drill the fuck out if somoness mun
my dad is such a mum driller she cant walk straight