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People who get SI'd all the time in TORA and will sometimes pull a win out of their ass at Homestead. Their leagues are generally hit or miss when it comes to attendance and quality, but hopefully they remove that BDF guy soon.
Person 1: "Velocity Endurance Racing had a good IMSA league"
Person 2: "Fuck GTs"
Person 1: "But you didn't show up to any of the races"
Person 2: "Exactly"
When one person races another person that does not realize they are racing, and claims they beat them.
I just had a tim race with my cobalt ss against a Bugatti!
Several pregnant women line up laying on the ground, then the dark African American named Bungledash punches their stomach with all of his strength, the farthest distance the baby Flys out is the winner of the free abortion.
Hey bungledash, are you going to be able to host The Kentucky Fish Race this year?
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At the end of a nitrous binge, you know in your fucking haze you did not do at least 1 or 2, so everybody starts digging through carts looking for a sealed one.
Man did you see those wooks fucking cart racing?
Sex race is a competition consisting of 4 or more people with each team being made out of 2 people of different or same sex. The first team, in which both parties reach orgasm, wins.
How many times have you won the sex race, mate?
Never won, always came too soon...
What I call "Shell Motorsport", a pretty decent and underrated game on the Google Play Store, car go vroom vroom, yada yada yada you get it
Caleb: "Do you play Shell Racing?"
Me: "Hell yeah!!!"
Caleb: "You're an epic gamer for sure!"
The eating of race-cars
Do you support Race-carism?
Yes. The oil is good for the skin.