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While the victim is sleeping, preferably face up, the person performing the task begins to masturbate. Just before ejaculation, mount the victim such that the sperm will land on the victim's lips, and punch them dead in the face. Right when they wake up, shoot a load in their face or mouth, jump off and yell, "I GOT YA BITCH!," then run out of the room and get in a car and drive away. Name inspired by the Donkey Punch
B: she tricked me into giving her a backrub with promises of sex, and then said she was too tired and fell asleep.
K: what a bitch.
B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.
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A ridiculous instrumental jazz/death fusion project fronted by a controversial, arrogant, outspoken, attention whoring, racist, asexual vegan elitist Luke. He's also balding rapidly.
Sleep Terror material is comprised of mostly pointless and L0Lz0r!11!! fretboard wankery that contrasts strongly with the predictable and boring "death metal" riffs that are undoubtedly used as filler between the nonsensical fusion solos and leads.
A prominent aspect of Sleep Terror material is the "riff break" that is used at the end of each bar, which is a palm muted chug riff (Commonly known as the DUN DUN DUN riff).
Most attention towards Sleep Terror has been garnered by it's irritating sodomy of bulletins on Myspace. This is the common practice of other Myspace Scene Bands though. Other bands to use this method of horrible torture include Waking the Cadaver and Job For A Cowboy, who are equally as horrible and overrated as Sleep Terror.
However, more attention gets drawn towards Sleep Terror due to the actions of it's egotistical front man, Luke. Luke draws negative attention to himself through his cacophony of laughable statements about his strict stance on animal rights, politics and social matters on the SMN Forums, which is home to the official forums of bands such as Suffocation, Dry Kill Logic and Genghis Tron.
"Wow, the new Sleep Terror song sounds exactly like their other material! AWESOME!"
"Yeah I know! He sent out a bulletin saying how awesome he thinks his sweeps are... funnily enough, he also ended each sentence with DUN DUN DUN for some reason."
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Sleep Tight Pupper is a term used for Gabe the Dog or any popular dog meme on the internet, in which the dog is small, and usually indicates said pupper has passed.
Did you hear Gabe The Dog died.
Yeah... Everyone should say Sleep Tight Pupper before they sleep tonight.
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When the person you're talking to or texting really does NOT want to talk to or text you.
It has to be late at night, otherwise it would make no sense whatsoever.
John: What's up?
Victoria: Not much, I'm going to sleep.
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Also known as SDI.
This describes the feelings and actions of someone in the period of consciousness right before going to sleep. Frequently the result of fighting sleep. The actions often resemble those of someone under the influence of alcohol.
Oh. She wasn't drinking. She just hit sleep deprivation intoxication. It was way past her bedtime.
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Two shots of Wild Turkey 101, taken back to back in an effort to make you fall asleep at night.
I was having trouble falling asleep last night, so I took a Kentucky Sleeping Pill. It burned like hell, but I was out in 30.
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A house plant which has been reincarnated as a reclining sofa. It lies in wait, to attack its prey...
My sleeping house plant is particularily ferocious today.
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