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When you beat your meat before meeting up with your girl or side hoe. That way it'll look bigger when you pull it out and slap it on her forehead like a baws.
Me: Damn, my girl is coming over, i better pump wank real quick just to make it look bigger.
The act of lying on a tree branch depositing ejaculate onto unsuspecting people below.
Marty McFly went back in time and found his dad in a tree peering at his mum. What a wank panther thought Marty.
When a man spanks himself as he masturbates
Did you hear about jim trying the spanky wank? He said he couldn't sit for a week.
When masturbating and as you are about to finish, you put two hands on and shake like champagne.
Friend: Congrats on your award man
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.
Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.
The component part around which most wank stations are built. This can range from basic units, commonly known as chairs, through to multilevel masterbation apparatus.
I wouldn't sit there, that's Dan's wank seat
Where a male is having a wank while a girl fondles his testitcles to get the kids raring to go, he eventually splooges in her eye socket deforming her vision and feeling like a wankstain. After all, she is one. Can also be done when initiating satanic rituals or completing Prison Break on GTA 5
Man 1: Bro, I just Wank-A-Diddled my girl!
Man 2: w̶̲͆ạ̴̃n̶͉͝k̴̙͠-̴͈̾a̴̞͠- ̖͂d ̗̕i̵͓̔d̶̩́d̴͕̄l ͕̎y̵̝͆- ̙̾d̶́͜o̴͚̓,̵̬̈́ ̴̤̒n ̻̿o ̳̇w ̬̕ ̶̖̂y̶̩͝o̴̰̎u ̩͝ ̴̠̓ḧ̵̬́a̴̜̚v ͖̕e ̭̑ ̵͖̾H ͠ͅĨ̵͇V ͍̌ ̭̑t̵̳͗o ͓͗o ̗̂