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What fat people go on to lose weight. Apparently, if all you eat is cabbage soup, the weight falls off you, but it makes your shit 20 times more rancid. My ex-boss was on one for a couple of months - he'd go grab the newspaper and charge into the toilet for a good half hour session. The place was off-limits for a good 45 minutes afterwards and some of the tiles had fallen off the walls
Workmate: Oh dear, Lynchy's just gone into the bogs with the paper
Me: Dammit! I really need to piss! Guess I'll have to go in the 'ladies'...
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damn dude she was a good fuck she swallowed all the soup from my soup snake!
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A new dance created in Harlem, New York. It is usually dance to the song "Chicken Noodle Soup" by DJ Webtar and Young B featuring the Voice of Harlem
Chicken Noodle Soup 3x
Wit a soda on da side
Let's get it......
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Common among military tuck drivers deployed to Iraq. Occurs when the seat of the vehicle absorbs the swamp ass from one driver then before it can dry another driver mixes their own sweaty swamp ass in the seat cushion resulting in a swamp ass soup.
Dude, you swamp assed this seat. So. Well I got swamp ass too and now we just created swamp ass soup.
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Describes a person who was once trustworthy, but is no longer so, or someone who is simply untrustworthy.
The person is un-solid, much like the soup sandwich.
That guy was suppose to pay me my 20$ today, but he didn't even answer his door. He's as solid as a soup sandwich.
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Is when you bring, or are brought, chicken soup when you, or both parties, are sick. Only to completely fuck each other's brains out. Rarely, if ever, does anyone actually eat said soup.
Friend 1 - "Hey man I heard you were sick so I had my sister bring you some chicken soup. Did you like it?"
Friend 2 - "Oh! Yeah bro, it was absolutely fucking amazing! Best chicken soup party ever. I ate her all night!"
Friend 1 - "What? Her?!"
Friend 2 - "What!? Nothing! 'it' I said it. I ate 'it' all night... I gotta go"
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a dance derived from harlem. usually danced to the song "chicken noodle soup" by DJ Webster
damn that nigga can do the chicken noodle soup mad good.
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