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When fucking a girl in the ass, it's when your cock pierces a piece of shit deep in her rectum, leaving a bit of shit on the tip of your cock after you pull out.
I was fucking Jen so hard and deep in her ass last night that I got carried away and ended up tipping the iceberg. It was pretty nasty.
The donation box at the cash register of a store.
Jimothy: I just donated to the Jumpstart Charity box at Canadian Tire!
Billiam: you mean the Undercover Tip Jar??
When a guy has cummed and it stayed on the tip of the dick
Sam: okay so I was with jack and he had a big white tip
Ele: omg really?
Sam: yes and he made me lick the white tip all off and swallow!
Constantly defending someone without benefits
Why do you keep defending him when you’re not involved? Stop allat tip surfing
Buy a black and mild plastic or wooden tip cigar, take some of the tobacco how so it hits harder before smoking
imma freak a tip then smoke it to the face like I’m mad at it
The subtle touch of velveteen shoulder of a guitarist’s shoulder
I touched his velvet tip
When a female doesn't remember who she had sex with the night before, but feels like she was penetrated.
Stephanie: why are you walking like that? Get some last night?
Terri: im not sure. Seems I received an anonymous tip.