Wet Dog

when you put your balls into a girl's anus and you put your cock into her vagina and then lift up and pull your balls out slowly

I went over to Amir's last night and got blacked out drunk; then his girlfriend came in and let me perform a wet dog on her, my balls smelled like rotten eggs for a week!

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beak wet

to get your shit slobbed on

yo, i got my beak wet.... DANG!

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wet eyes

The wet looking glaze that a gay man consistently has over his eyes. Usually the tell tale sign that a man is gay. (It is said that gay men are born with a second tear duct that periodically secretes a tear-like substance that is more viscous, as to remain in the eye socket and not tear out. Medical studies are pending, however at the moment it is too sensitive an issue to discuss.)

There were about 40 shirtless gay men surrounding me and my lesbian friend, all of which piercing their wet eyes at me. I felt like a straight tugboat in the middle of a gay ocean during an angry, gay thunderstorm.

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wet dream

a dream during which a male has an orgasm(not to be confused with having an erection while asleep)

He had to change his sheets because of the wet dream.

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is water wet

Water is a liquid and liquids are wet

Eric: is water wet
Kacper: yes
Crowley: it’s a liquid so it’s wet

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wet blanket

A blanket that is wet.

Man, I spilled water all over my blanket. Now I've got a wet blanket!

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Wet Knee

When you're dirty dancing with a chick who's on her cycle and she gets menstrual blood on or around the knee area of your pants

man 1: Did you see frank? His pants are soaked in blood.

man 2: What, did he gat stabbed?!

Man 1: No, Jenna was just bumping and grinding on him and she didn't have a tampon

Man 2: Ooooh, he got wet knee'd. Why didn't you just say that?

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