Girls called: Skye, Ella, Lola and other are massive cunts who can’t swim cause they sink
Dave: I saw a whale yesterday
Pete: really where
Dave: at the dstc the fat cunts were running and I felt it
1. Ex wife
2. My penis
3. Underwater faggot.
1. My ex wife went on a cruise ship to look for whales, at the end of the day she looked in the mirror and saw one.
2. Guy1: Bro is your whale hard again | Me: No, it’s naturally like that.
3. The whale couldn’t move, and drowned underwater. He also ate many fishes before death. What a faggot.