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colby woods

He is an asshole. Nobody likes him...Go Tigers!!!


BUTTHEAD!!!

Person with buttox for a fuckin HEAD!!!

by FART December 7, 2003

3πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Woody got Wood

Woody got wood is a fan fic where Woody Chan confronts Andy Senppi and mate, as this is happening the other toys join in and pee and then jerk one loose. After this is over all the toys proceed to cram themselves into Andy senppi ass, sadly killing him

Person 1: Have you seen Woody got Wood.
Person 2: No, whats that.
Person 1: This.
Person 2: WTF is this.
Person 1: Hehehehe

by Mr canal April 12, 2019


wood fired pizza

Mmmhhmmmmm oh yeah yes oh yes mmmmmmm oh yeah

Carson: wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now

by Rousingcashew September 28, 2019

25πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


hard wood floors

a completely shaved pussy

Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.

by Jims friend November 5, 2007

100πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

by morningwood faerie February 6, 2003

126πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


morning wood club

It’s exactly what you think it is. Anonomous gay encounters in the morning. Get On -- Get Off -- Get Out.

I said I had an early meeting, but it was actually a meeting with some morning wood club wood.

by miriaminblue August 14, 2011

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


trying to hold this wood

the art of asking another person if they would like to hold your Penis

yo babe you trying to hold this wood

by barrysBlumptiousBalls September 1, 2021

48πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž