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Insert Child's Name Here

What an organization puts in the place of a child's name when printing massive amounts of documents for a body of children. Often reflects the worthlessness of a seemingly honorable award.

1. Congratulations! Insert Child's Name Here has been nominated to be included in the "Best Children Ever" book! Please make a check out for $400 to see your child with other distinguished youths!

2. Congratulations, Insert Child's Name Here! You have received the Good Effort Award, which is signed by George Bush!!!!!!!(or a copy of his signature)

by DW June 12, 2004

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Good Christian Child

A Good Christian Child is an innocent person, generally between the ages of 10 and 24, that is not necessarily Christian.

She would never do that. She's a good christian child.

by KawaiiPotatoSenpai June 18, 2016

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kida getting childe

kida will 100% get childe! now pls stop ignoring me!

"yup! kida getting childe is very much gonna happen!! mhm!!!!"

by catboy._.ranpo April 9, 2021

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poster child for birth control

A person who is a disgrace to society. Someone who embarrasses themselves and makes themselves look stupid time and time again. A person who does stupid things and makes no excuses for it.

Mike Rehmyer is the perfect poster child for birth control.

by ueiee October 24, 2008

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National Child Labor Day

On May 4, people will boast about how much school sucks, and how it's literally unmissable,

Prepare to vandalize, terrorize, and infiltrate schools, for it is National Child Labor Day

by Ku Klux Klonoa November 17, 2021

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


small child holding an apple

a slang term for penis

When Mr. Stash flashed us, we saw what looked like a small child holding an apple.

by Griphftor August 16, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spear Chucking Jungle Child

A derogatory yet sometimes comical way of referring someone of African Descent. Used when referencing a particularlly wild or savage act.

I was in line for my groceries and that fucking spear chucking jungle child was taking his sweet time.

by XCali February 22, 2012

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