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A small town with population a little under 400 people that contains a K-12 school, a small store, a lake, and a bunch of bars. In two words.. Like Elcho..
John: Ever been to White Lake?
Christie: Why would i want to?
When you can't get your dick hard in an outside environment.
"I was on a booty call in the woods and couldn't get bricked. Lake Flacid!"
The most goddamn beautiful lake in the world. Or at least for us Seattleites.
Katie: Hey girlfriend, what'd ya do this weekend.
Bella: Went up to Lake Crescent with my girlfriends. It was hella pretty, even without the cell service.
A strangely modern shithole full of the finest menagerie of western high school America you have ever seen. 2000 students worth of goths, artsy kids, and… them (furries). The mascot is a shitty minimalist kangaroo, in an odd purple. Incessant and tacky branding everywhere… the only thing it’s got going for it is the fact that it’s almost decently funded.
With some of the worst football in its league, and the apparently a stoner population, it really is one of the high schools of all time.
All of the men’s bathrooms reek of super fruit mango fruit tooty vapes, and it isn’t an uncommon sight for 6 lads to be standing around vaping in each others faces, no homo.
Oh and some of the weirdest clubs ever. Cereal club? Anime club? Rhythm game club?
Also the site of the kangaroof sex (or the kang bang) which is now considered the greatest event in school history
Man: so where do you go to school little fella
Lake Washington high student: I go to LwHS so fuck right off you old creep
little coward bitch that eat er dogs poopoo for bekfest
hello im samantha lake and Gerard way owns my ass
A metal band. A good one at that.
Let's listen to Lake of Sulphur and Byzantine....