Blumpkin Chicken

Crossing the road to receive a blumpkin

"Blumpkin Chickens are illegal."
"Only in Arkansas."

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chicken skin

(n.)syn. Goose Bumps

ones skin resembles that of a plucked chicken, can be caused by drops in temperature or emotional excitement

Where's that cold draft coming from, it's givin' me chicken skin!

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chicken scratch

A form of self harm where the harmer scratches himself/herself until they bleed

oh my god look at emmas chicken scratches!

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Sam's Chicken

The best chicken shop (halal) in the world

'Hey, iv got an idea, lets go to Sam's Chicken'
'yeh, we can get 2 burgers, 2 fries, £2'
*enters Sam's Chicken*
'i would like 2 burgers, 2 fries, £2 please'
*hands over the food*
'mmmmmm, this burger is lovely'
'i no'
'u no wat, i wanna speak to sam'
'so do i'
waiter, i wanna speak to SAM
'COS WE LUV SAM!!!!!!'

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chicken wangs

deep fried rooster penises, slathered in buffalo sauce, then dipped in a creamy fromage de bleu

-Hey, want some chicken wangs?
-What, are you from Alabama all of a sudden?
-No, I just want to eat rooster dicks.

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chicken sandwich

A sex position in which two gay men insert their phallic organs at two ends (mouth and anus) of a closeted gay man, the "chicken", at the same time.

That chicken sandwich was so fun man, too bad he's gone back to his girlfriend.

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chicken brain

When you grab your bare testicles where they are attached to the body and squeeze slightly to create what looks like a chicken brain with your nuts. Usually placed on the forehead of a friend who is passed out and pictures are taken.

Hey Bud, you were so fucked up last night that ZAC chicken brained you for like 5 minutes. I think he got ball sweat on your forehead too.

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