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When you release such a powerful fart that it causes visual ripples to appear in your underwear, or skirt if your a girl
Example 1
Micheal: Dude! Check this out
Tim: What dude.
Micheal: *Points butt out and causes a fart to ripple in his underwear*
Tim: Wow dude. That was awesome
Example 2
Rochelle: Girl, my stomach hurts
Julia: Maybe you need to fart
Rochelle: I don’t fart
Rochelle: *Fart ripples her skirt*
Julia: I think you just did a Ripple Fart
Rochelle: No I didn’t, my panties are fine
Julia: No, a ripple Fart is when your fart causes you pants to ripple
Rochelle: Oh
The average amount of time it take a fart to dissipate.
Jim's fart life is 30 minutes so do NOT go into the bathroom after him.
A very propulsive and long winded fart resembling the sound of a Wookie From Star Wars makes when he is angry or screaming out in agony.
My husband cleared the superbowl party when let a Wookie Fart out he'd been holding in apparently too long. It sounded like a grizzly gear dying!
the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.
also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination
"dude i am literally a fart yard from you..hang tight, i'll be right there..."
When someone farts but the fart stays in their butt for a few seconds, makes their butt jiggle, then comes out as a giant nuclear explosion.
A relationship state in which one person is dominating the other person by being able to openly fart whenever, wherever, as loud and as smelly as they want to, while the other person is absolutely not allowed to fart at all.
Look at Brian farting away shamelessly in front of his new girlfriend, he has established tremendous fart dominance!
The sensation caused by farting that forces you to stop moving or pause momentarily untill the fart passes.
"Dude I heard Ryan was in a coma,"
"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"