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Hair dragon

Non-bald genitals. Interaction between two hair dragons is known as a 'dragon battle'.

Darren: Wow, that girl's hot.
Kate: Yeah, and her hair dragon's really ferocious. We had a dragon battle last night.
Darren: Safe to say I'm jealous.

by KitKat99 April 26, 2012


Hair Cancer

Puting hair removal cream into a unsuspecting victims hair conditioner.

Roommate 1: dude i just lost half my hair in the shower it was coming out in clumps ... i think something's wrong with me!
Roommate 2: Dude you need to go to the hospital .. I think you have Hair Cancer!

by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019


surf hair

The dry, semi-stringy texture of a person's hair after surfing in the ocean and spending hours in the sun. Usually used as a term by people who surf a lot.

"Rebecca has surf hair from being on the waves so often."

by surfsince96 June 16, 2017


Elven Hair

A weird long hair that grows seemingly overnight from your arm, back, or other unexpected part of the body.

I just pulled a 4 inch elven hair from my shoulder. That totally wasn’t there yesterday.

by Shewolf55 July 19, 2020


mother hair

The hair that is the main hair on your body, face, or head. If this hair is lost the reamainder of your hair will begin to fall out.

Oh no! I lost my mother hair!

by Yosef Khalil December 10, 2017


Hair System

A hair system (aka toupee) is worn by men with hairloss or who are going bald to create the look of real hair. They are made up of a base with hair attached to it that is taped/glued onto the head and last for several months at a time.

I love your new hair system, where did you get it?
I got it from Lordhair!

by luc9999 October 28, 2021


Whipping hair

Gay slang, the act of one, usually a drag queen, styling the hell out of a wig or other series of synthetic hair pieces.

Guuurl, that bitch is the deal at whipping hair for gods, honey. Save the babies!

by zekira March 5, 2011