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When a man who is married, jacks off to another woman in the shower.
My husband love's his shower wife.
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If you have been ejaculated on, you have been caught in a tadpole shower.
My boyfriend was doing me from behind, but then he pulled out and gave me a tadpole shower. It was awesome.
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Those 3 hours every July 27th when Jonesy calls all his boys with the hopes of being showered with birthday wishes
Did you write on Chris' wall for his bday? Nope, I'm sure I'll be part of his birthday shower
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The act of showering in the lingering filth of a freshly laid shit that you forgot to flush before you hopped in the shower. Hence making the shower experience extremly toxic.
Person 1: "Man, i got in the shower with a massive dump still in the crapper"
Person 2: "Yeh, i can tell, your still glowing green from that 'toxic shower'"
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When drew Gardiner showers with his dad
A family shower is when you shower with your dad
“Hey dad it’s drew, wanna take a shower felt a little stink today!”
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The act of pissing in someones anus wile giving anle sex then the pitcher pulls out having the catcher fart and spray the pitcher with a rusty looking discharge.
I pissed while fucking him in the ass then he hit me with a rusty shower
rusty shower
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When a jucket has a hole on his roof, covered by a tarp. When it rains, uncle dad and aunt mom usually take off the tarp and stand naked in whatever room of the house and get clean. If they want a hot shower, they light a match and hold it up to the hole.
Look at all those tarps mom, some juckets getting a jucket shower today!
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