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A fat British woman is an overweight British woman/girl most of the time will date a back African man
Wow that fat British woman is so fat she has her own satellite
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A lifesize Colorado Yule marble scuplture handmade by Francisco Sotomayor of Colorado Springs, CO. It depicts a woman reclining on top of a grand piano holding a rose. It is the first ever marble sculpture in history to have eyelashes...yeah, not even Michelanglo could pull that one off! Check out his website at www.franciscosfineart.com It is a sight to see! Leave a comment in the inbox if ya diggg it maan! :)
American Woman Sculpture-
Handcarved!... you try doing that with a chisel and hammer and see how far you get! (Ok, ok a Dremel was used for some parts, but STILL??)
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Man - woman make me a sandwitch
woman - ok
THIS IS IN THE BIBLE PEOPLE, THE REAL DESCRIPTION
Woman (bible description)
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A woman who gives head to her boyfriend/husband whilst making him a sandwich by juggling the contents up into the air and into the sandwich.
The man will demand the woman to suck his penis, then he will demand she make him a sandwich, whilst continuing with the sexual act, then whilst she begins to make the sandwich he will request she juggle the contents into the sandwich. Before finally telling her to feed him the sandwich, whilst continuing to give the man head.
Man: 'YO BITCH GIVE ME A WOMAN SANDWICH JUGGLER NOW!!!!'
Dumb ass woman slave: 'Yes hunni, I will give you head and juggle a sandwich for you right now.'
Man: 'Good, because my sweaty chode needs some loving...and i'm hungry'
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The opposite of a mangina, when a man ejaculates on a womans leg, as the night goes on becomes crusted to skin or garment.
Bitch, thats a fat woman-penis on your yoga pants.
Girl, that woman penis is crusted on your leg!
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"Every time she go to the beach, she the only one that gets a tan"
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when a 5'6 blonde girl gets a little too wasted and begins to say meow. might also come out with, "shot gun bitches"
marina's dressed as cat woman.
corinna: "cat woman, meow!"
marina: "meooooooooooooooow!"
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