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A semi attractive and usually intoxicated person who frequents the same bar and has already slept with all of the regulars.
If you meet a person for the first time that knows everybody at the bar you are in and end up sleeping with them knowing that half the bar already has, that is bar schwag.
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A bar shuffle is a solution to the common problem of when there are two non adjacent empty bar stools. It is when someone moves to an adjacent empty seat at a bar in order to allow for the two empty seats to be together so two people can sit next to each other. Sometimes the bartender will ask people to perform the bar shuffle, and other times a kind patron may offer.
Excuse me, do you mind doing a bar shuffle so these two people can sit next to each other?
Do you guys want to sit? Let me bar shuffle to the seat next to me so there’s room for both of you.
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bar made out of snitzel, it tastes like an orgasm in your mouth, it can also be used as a exprssion of surprise
scary guy: BOO
You: holy snitzel bars that scared the shat outa me.
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Making out with your same-sex friends at a club with the sole intention of showing off and getting the attention of people you actually want to go home with.
Katy Perry has made a career out of her bar-bi stories.
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the nice male friend of ladies who is their safety post when they have unwanted attention from men who are trying to chat them up.
i was trying to chat her up till she went back to her bar husband
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Named after prominent ex-Muslim author Ayan Hirsi Ali, a Hirsi Bar is a Somalian woman who apostates from Islam and then travels the world telling stories about how her clitoris was removed and blaming it on her former religion.
"If you want a Green Card, then the best way is turn yourself into a Hirsi Bar."
After leaving Islam, she realised all she had was her FGM story and so she became a Hirsi Bar.
The American Enterprise Institute needed a Hirsi Bar to give a lecture, so they called her.
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an inplement used to hit people with.
i pulled out my beef bar and smacked him over the head
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