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bat paradox

A delusion; To detach someone or something from its reality. To elevate someone or somethings station in a contradicting manner

Batman is just a man,but fist fights gods into submission? That's one hell of a bat paradox

by supercomicman November 16, 2014


Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle

Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass

by Brobacca May 15, 2011


Moon-bat

A bat from the moon

I saw a moon-bat earlier today

by Rubbertoechicken June 7, 2019


seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better

Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat

by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017


Glenwood St Bat Signal

A gentleman on Glenwood St flies a bootlicker advertisement to attract randy truck enthusiasts to his home for adventureous bodily exploration, a sort of extreme yoga that includes touching.

When the flag is out, it provides the equivalent of a “bat signal” for the confused and young, this goodly man welcomes them with his robust, 80 year old arms.

I was headed up norther and saw the Glenwood St bat signal again. Sigh…

by fatstupidlazypoor June 12, 2022


chuck a bat

Chuck a bat is a slang term used for “wank” or “jerk off

I feel like i wanna chuck a bat

by Notmyrealnamebro__ March 11, 2024


Lassie Bat

A trans persons (male to female) penis. Typically English (york, Birmingham, manchester etc)

After a few pints she grabbed my hand and guided me to ber lassie bat.

by Abubaca May 14, 2024