1. The sexiest fat dude on the planet.
2. The better half of the amazing band Tenacious D.
3. The only celeb who has ever suited both singing and acting perfectly.
Jack Black... legend!!1
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An individual who lacks the capacity for empathy and compassion
Craig was the first to arrive at the accident scene and instead of helping, decided to rob the dying victims. He's such a black soul
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Any person of another race (other than black) that hangs out and associates with black people most of the time and is accepted by them makes them black by association.
"Dude, are we gonna get shot?"
"Chill out dude, I'm black by association."
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A pseudonym given to a certain dark, sugary soft drink that shall remain nameless. Believed to have an re-energising effect on those suffering symptoms of the night before.
Whoa man, i had a bender last night. My head is throbbing, can you duck down to the shops and fetch me a bottle of Black Aspirin? I'll pay you back - i swear!
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The section of the population with which George Bush does not concern himself.
George Bush doesn't care about black people.
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A map on osu! once to be considered the hardest.
Guy: Bro! I've tried for so long but I can't beat The Big Black !
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The "stuff" people use to get them selves out of any situation
"How'd you get away from the feds"
"I used black magic"
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