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Snooze Bone

When you fall asleep during sex

I was fucking that bitch so hard I got a snooze bone

by Beeendeee July 12, 2019


Bone Surprise

When you find out the prostitute you picked up is actually a man.

Last night, I was on the prowl for a ho and when I found one and started gettin' busy, I got the ol' bone surprise. But I didn't want to waste my money so...

by Jack Monkey Balls February 20, 2010


Smitty boned

When a fellow with the last name of Smith gives a girl some good D

Hunter: Hey Smitty, you hooked up wit dat ho yet? It'd be a travesty if you haven't!
Kurt: Fo sho, I Smitty boned dat ho last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by J.P. Smittybones December 9, 2013


moon boning

Having sex under the light of the moon. (Especially in the woods and in a standing sex position).

John Doe and Jane were Moon boning behind the tree in the backyard last night.

by HAL 3000 August 13, 2021


bone-arse

A condition that a person develops through prolonged periods of sitting on hard or uncomfortable surfaces.

"This wooden bench is giving me bone-arse"

by Anonymous June 15, 2003


bone gap

the child of dead grandparents

“hey, are russell’s grandparents dead?”

“yea. he’s a bone gap. only half of mine are dead. i’m a half bone gap.”

“you’ll be a full bone gap soon.”

by bonegap2 April 28, 2022


Bone guy

Literal meaning is a masseuse who exclusively massages the bones and ignores the proper areas. Often the term is used to describe someone who only cares for themselves and only “helps” for self-serving purposes

Jeff seems nice, but if i’m honest, he comes across as a bit of a bone guy

by Cleetus Maximus August 28, 2020