punishment box

A box used for punishmentin the worst ways. The punishment box is a brutal punishment meant for people who are total asses and wont shut the fuck up.

Damnit go to the fucking punishment box you whore!

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to go box

Facial hair surrounding a man's face, but not a full beard simlpy there to enjoy the remains of 'eating out' with his woman.

person a: "dude, look at that guy's face!"
person b: "what about it?"
person a: "he has a total to go box!"

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holla box

A cell phone, PDA or pager.

"Blow up the holla box!"

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groap box

hole in the wall that you insert your hand into and have a feel whats on the other side. Typically there will either be a penis or vagina to feel with your hand. similary to a Glory Hole but instead of using you mouth, or ass, you use your hand and fingers.

i put my hand in the groap box and felt a wet hairy pussy

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Emo Box

A box that most people have. It is for when the person is feeling extremely sad or just unwilling to cooperate. They go and hide in it. Somehow it manages to hold even the largest person.

Girl: Dude, you suck!
Dude: ;_; *hides in emo box*

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Teflon box

A waxed and over polished vagina.

Her box was so silky and nothing would stick, it was just like teflon. She had a teflon box.

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Box Social

party homer threw on mr. burns' yacht on the border of international waters where the coastguard sang a harsh rendition of a guitar riff over the loudspeaker. they also get attacked by pirates.

"Oh, they are poking every nook and cranny. Well, every
cranny anyway. So far the nook is relatively... Oooohhhh no! No, it isn't!"
~Apu

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