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Dogs allowed to roam free in rural areas will sometimes kill and eat small wild animals, thereby acquiring intestinal worm infestations. This can cause them to vomit in the night. Not every dog in that situation, but some, will then eat their own vomit, now-dead worms and all, when they wake in the morning.
Woke to find that Harley had already made his own dog's breakfast - puked up that rabbit he caught, plus some roundworms, and was re-eating the whole mess off the floor in the summer kitchen, by the wood stove.
When a woman masturbates using peanut butter as lube, allowing her loyal hound to clean up the scrumptious mess
"Fido's been looking a little down recently, perhaps he would enjoy a Dog's Breakfast?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"
I’m not eating that dogs breakfast, I’m having a slice of dempsters
The act of eating the male sperm from a vagina left after intercourse.
It’s ok, I had Breakfast at Tiffany’s this morning with the wife.
Putting a dent in her breakfast involves sticking your cock up her bumhole as far as it'll go. The deeper you get,the greater the chances of hitting paydirt and leaving an imprint of your bellend in her poo. Those of you that can accomplish this feat have successfully 'put a dent in her breakfast'
Lillington bent over in eager anticipation, "give me the deepest bum fuck a man can muster!" she cried. That was a glorious evening, I humped and I pumped until finally, I put a dent in her breakfast
When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.
Eric: “I need breakfast”
Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”
Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”
The act of cracking an egg in a girl's vagina, and fucking her with such force that it scrambles the egg.
Totally gave my chick a Cambodian Breakfast last night. It was delicious.