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The Jonas Brothers are pretty much the most amazing band that has every existed! They are three VERY talented young men and very hot! Girls love them and boys Envy them! Guys like to say they are gay but thats just because they are jealous of what they have. The Jonas Brothers are truly amazing people. <3
1 girl: man the Jonas Brothers are soooo amazing!
2 girl: I know right!
3 girl; EVERYONE loves them
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A band consisting of 3 brother (Nick, Kevin, and Joe) who are signed with Disney and constantly made fun of by 12-15 year old guys because they want to have millions of teen and pre-teen virgins begging to take their virginity. anyone who calls the Jonas Brothers gay may also be prone to enjoying Rap, Nirvana, hip-hop, and other disgusting music that requires absolutely no talent whatsoever whereas the Jonas Brothers have a wide range of musical talent.
Guy 1: THE JONAS BROTHER ARE FAGGOTS BECAUSE THEY WEAR PURITY RINGS AND ARE ON DISNEY CHANNEL
Guy2: Yeah well the Jonas Brothers also make more money a year then you will make in your life and their music is better than your faggot ass Lil wayne.
Guy 1: BUT THEY'RE GAY BECAUSE THEY DONT WANNA HAVE SEX
Guy2: and you're jealous because millions of girls want their cocks and you have to wank it every night on pornhub.
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An amazing band that doesn't have to talk about sex and drugs. They get a true message across. Girls want them and boys are all secretly jealous that they aren't them. They are from Wyckoff New Jersey and the rest is history...
~World tour August 19 2009!~
1: did you hear Love is on its way by the jonas brothers??
2: yeah its amazing, im so glad that there is at least one group out there that doesnt have to sing about sex and drugs!
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Someone who is lost, confused, unkempt, wild-eyed, looney, mustachioed, perverted, goofbally, often heckled, and missing teeth and someone who stays a virgin usually until their late 40's because they are shy about their 2'in dick and love to jack off to 2 girls in 1 cup and loves to be other peoples bitches.
cody brothers is a fuckin little push over bitch...
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1) A pop-rock band that haters like to focus on because they wear purity rings and don't cuss in their music.
2)The role models Hollywood needs today
3)Sexy
The band consists of Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas; originally from Wycoff NJ.
"Guess who just topped the album charts!"
"Who?"
"The Jonas Brothers! Chyeaa!"
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A Brother-Friend is when you have a brother who is hot and you wish he was a friend instead.
Man, I wish Nick was not a brother-friend
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A band of three brothers that was actually pretty good until disney took them in. After they started working with disney their music practically went to shit.
They're also known for their hair, faces, and skinny jeans and not their music (even though Joe is the only RELATIVELY attractive one) which is why nobody likes Kevin.
Example 1:
Jonas Fangirl: Oh my god, I LOVE The Jonas Brothers
Sensible Person: I used to like them until Disney Channel turned them into homos
Example 2:
Jonas Fangirl: OH MY GOD! NICK AND JOE JONAS ARE SO HOT!
Person 2: What about Kevin?
Jonas Fangirl: I don't care about him because I'm obviously in love with the "band" because of their looks. Duh!
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