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When you have to piss and shit at the same time
Kid: Mommy, bathroom!
Mom: Number one or number two?
Kid: Number three! It's coming out!
Noun. Another term for semen. If Number One is urine and Number Two is feces, then Number Three must be semen.
Bob: Looks I just did a number three in my pants. Should have used a cumsock or jerked off it in the toilet.
A street name for Heroin free-base (often looks like a light-brown powder), the often abused illegal narcotic. It can be smoked.
The number comes from the steps of purification until turning heroin into a salt (Number Four, that is).
Mostly used in Europe.
I mixed my Number Three with citric acid in order to turn it into a water-soluble salt for injecting.
Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.
Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.
wait a long ass time for nothing and then complain about it
i wrote a letter to the senate and i had to take a number
Something which takes an unbearably long time to happen. Specially used in cases where the said something used to happen on a regular basis.
Inspired by Indian Cricketer Virat Kohli's drought of centuries after his 70th international ton.
Steve: Dude, do you have any idea why Joe isn't texting me nowadays? We used to talk all the time!
Kane: I think he's pulling a Number 71 on ya.
Number Five Is not used in a sentence dumbass