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Masterbating whilst taking a dump
Sam: "Luke, why does having a big shit make you horny?"
Luke: "Have a 'Chocolate Wrist' mate it's the future."
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One's ass when referred to as a recepticle
He left a special delivery in her chocolate mailbox.
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The erected phallus of any black male whose genitalia are of an acceptable size or larger.
Justin: Did you get all up on that chocolate rocket last night?
Britney: It was more of a chocolate model rocket...
Justin: So yes.
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When you visit your dentist for a ADA approved 6-month cleaning only to have him perform anal sex while you are under general anesthesia. The dentist then places his penis into the oral cavity of the patient as he returns from unconsciousness.
I visited my dentist for a 6-month cleaning only to awake from anesthesia with a chocolate toothbrush in my mouth
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Similar to the filthy Sanchez but with one major difference. After you've engaged in anal sex you don't just draw the mustache, you give them the full beard.
I gave your sister the chocolate Jesus last night.
Really, how'd she take it?
I don't remember cause after i left i got struck by lightning.
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A chocolate kiss is the act of deliberately incorrectly wiping your asshole, so that the next time you are recieving a rim job your partner gets some hershey stains on his lips and teeth. This transaction is known as a chocolate kiss, and although involantary in most cases can sometimes be done deliberately by either person for enhanced pleasure or for revenge.
1) Wait until Duke finds out that I have prepped my asshole for a chocolate kiss
2) Although it took me 3 weeks to clean the corn out of my teeth, I really enjoyed it when I gave Doc a chocolate kiss. What a fantastic birthday present, and a fantastic boyfriend I have.
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