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chode person

A person who is wider than he is tall. An American.

He is a chode person, as he is 6ft 5 wide and 5 ๏ธft 9 tall.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 2, 2015

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Chode broker

A chode broker is one who partakes in the buying and selling of chodes, in some cases for financial gain.

Person 1: Dude, I just hooked up with your ex girlfriend!

Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.

by peetypablo December 31, 2011

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a fork in the chode

The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"

Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.

Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.

by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll October 30, 2011

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Chode Smoker

1. The art of sucking a hairy man's short fat dick.
2. Something you call someone for being a dumbass

"Becky I'm sorry but I totally choded smoked your bf last night"

"Bro quit being a chode smoker"

by The Apache April 21, 2016

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Chode Road

A "chode road", is a road or street where frat houses are. People in frats are chodes, hence the name "chode road."

Bro are you going to the party tonight?
The one on chode road?!
Yeah!

by SnackLord December 27, 2016

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chode load

A load of sperm from a person with a chode finishing after having sex or jerking off

That kid mike lindsey gave off a huge chode load to that fat chick last night.

by mikelindseyAKRONOHIO330 February 21, 2010

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twinkle chode

a gay person who has a chode

that dude over their looks like a total twinkle chode

by icandance April 29, 2010

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