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a university for middle class asians who aren't cool enough for other unis
that easan should go to imperial college
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A small school located in burlington VT. This school is filled to the brim with drug addicts and hippies. If you attend this school you will be screwed over by the faculty and ridiculous "cor" classes. If I knew how awful it was going to be I would have never even looked at this school. If you know whats best for you, never even apply to champlain.
Wow heard you were getting screwed over by you're college, you must attend Champlain college.
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An alternative definition for the term "Wigger". College Bros tend to have large keg parties, emulate ghetto youth, and attend college. They often tend to hit on attractive freshmen girls, and are know to be very promiscuous.
College Bros tend to wear Abercrombie clothes, and an assortment of "bling" but the most common piece of clothing for a College Bro is a backwards (or sideways) hat, seen on most every College Bro.
The party last night had a lot of college bros so I had to leave.
Check out all those college bros hitting on freshmen girls.
That girl went home with a college bro, you know what that means.
Dang it, there are too many college bros here.
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Tiny college (about 700 students) located in Oxford, Georgia, which no one has heard of.
It's promoted as being "learning-focused" as opposed to "research-focused", with its benefits being small classes and an "intimate" campus. The closest city is Atlanta, which in my opinion sucks ass, except for Little Five Points. After going to Oxford for 2 years with a 2.0 gpa, you can continue at Big Emory.
Some people really love it and join SAA, Student Admission Association, but this is a relatively small proportion of the student body. Don't believe what these kooks say.
THE TRUTH: There are a lot of self-important people. Lots of fake hippies who drive SUV's and are from the suburbs. Few think for themselves. Almost everyone is an alcoholic. Yet there are no sororities or fraternities, only "social clubs". Most of the guys are short and ugly. Most of the girls are fat and ugly. There is nothing to do in the area. Most students are either pre-med or pre-law or pre-business. Hopefully you transfer out or fail out before you get sent to Emory in Atlanta, which is a whole new beast.
I go to Oxford College because of the small class sizes.
(interpret this as: I'm too stupid to get into the real Emory)
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Wheelock College is an insane asylum. There is 80% girls, 70% of them being over weight. The 20 percent of men, is fully composed of tools who think more about themselves then their education. The cafe food is worse than you're great grandmothers meatloaf. Every person of high authority only has their high school diploma. The students here are more worried about the drama, rather than their own educations. The dorm buildings have rat infestations, excluding the two 'newer dorms', who are only accessed by students with an abundance of daddy and mommy's money. The academic advisor is more worried about her lame life-metaphors - including that everyone at Wheelock drives their own bus, and Wheelock's faculty is behind us every step of the way. The library is louder than a 6 year olds basketball practice. We have no gym, athletic facilities, or decent sports teams what so ever.
And anyone is welcome! Half of our students are straight out of the funny farm, so no need to feel like you'll be rejected.
Man - "You see that crazy person over there?"
Women - "Yeah, former Wheelock College student"
Man - "Isnt it obvious?"
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a person who meets all four of the following criteria:
1) Your night life interferes with your day life.
2) You have an innate sense of, or taste for, beer.
3)You don't have time for a serious relationship.
4) You have more holes in your body than you had when you started college.
"Dude, that girl is such a badass!"
"Yeah she must be a college monster."
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Slang for San Marcos, Texas, the location of Texas State University and a significantly more enjoyable place than College Station.
"I'm getting the hell out of New Braunfels and setting sail for a magical place called College Town!"
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