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Cat tail or "corn dog grass" is that long earth tone looking dildoe that grows in the swamps.
dude 1. Man I am hungry, we are stuck out in the cuts and don't have any food.
dude 2. Don't worry, there is a ton of corn dog grass that we can snack on out here.
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When an individual feels offended by the truth in a statement u made & the thought of "Guilt" starts to set in, eating them alive from the inside out...
To break it down a bit more>>>
When someone makes a factual statement about a dislike in someone's negative attitude, habit or lifestyle, then simultaneously as that unfortunate individual comprehends the statement, the thought of "Guilt" starts to set in, eating them alive from the inside out. Thereafter the Guilt sometimes evolves into hate. Thus resulting in aggressive responses to that individual who made the statement.
how to "Mash Your Corn"
You make a statement about women who bleach their skin & all the bad side effects of it...
Then a woman who bleaches feels offended because of the TRUTH you speak. So now is when the "Guilt" starts working its magic
She then starts to think:
I hate that person for talking about me like that...
Why did that person made that statement sound so bad?
Why did i start to bleach my skin?
Should i stop? because i feel so bad now about doing it...
Will those side effects happen to me?
Will i get back darker if i stop?
Do men still find me attractive?
....
Then after all the "worries & guilt" destroys her, she either try to contain whats left & let it out somewhere else or transform & channel all of it into hate towards the individual who made the statement.
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Similar to popping one's cherry. But but the term is concerned on how long the corn takes to pop, the butter takes to melt, and what kind of corn is being popped.
A man asked this hooker, "Can I pop your corn?" The man then proceded to pop the hookers kettle corn within 30 seconds, but he didn't butter it until 2 minutes later.
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bang a girl, skeet inside her take your corn cob with no corn put it in. Let the jizz dry overnight. Next time have sex make her eat it.
damn we make a bunch of iowa cream corn last night
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Also known as: F.U.P.A (fat upper pubic area) But this version is NASTIER... Corn Beetus is a fat upper pubic area full of celluite .... nasty chuncky fat (also may be plagued by lesions and boils)
Beware you may loose your eye site if you look directly at one...
House bound 400 pound lady eating chicken on her couch... pubic area hidden under her "corn beetus"
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When a girl gets on her knees and has a guy on each side of her, amd receives a penis in each ear.
Mary invited Gary and Blake over for a steak dinner, she ended up getting “corn cobbed” instead.
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While performing a motorboat on a girl, the giver projectile vomits, sending the rancid, chunky liquid across the chest, shoulders, and neck area.
Similar by name to a pearl necklace, but typically a much less desirable outcome, though some with a vomit fetish may find it sexually arousing.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about the party last night?
Guy 2: no, man...what happened?
Guy 1: Oh, this guy got to motorboat that hot girl in Chemistry, but he was so wasted he puked all over her. She almost started crying, and left the party.
Guy 2: Ha! I guess it was her first corn necklace!
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