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You say it when you see a person fuckin' your girlfriend!
My brother: "Hello, Fucker! I 'm going to fuck your asshole, baby!"
Me: "You piece of shit! Don't you come out of this fucking room and don't fuck with my girlfriend, you damn it!"
A cheaply made condom that easily breaks and often results in a pregnancy or an STD.
I'm going to be paying 18 years of child support because I used a con-damn!
The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."
1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "
Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."
Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"
2.) *on the phone*
Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"
Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."
Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"
Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."
Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and
a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank
account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."
Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."
*the moment of silence*
Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"
Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"
Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"
Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
not again
“damn papa u a rare breed”
“shut the fuck up”
“no comparinggg and it’s mfing scarryyy”
A person who is completely incapable of doing anything right. A complete fuck up.
That fuck face joe biden is plain damn dumb.
Damn
I
Love
Frogs
An Acronym for DILF
Sarah: You see that hot dad over there?
Claire: Damn I Love Frogs
Sarah: I Agree