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an amaaazingg girl, you wish you were her!
sabrina f baby
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Person: "Ahh I have a twenty page essay due tomorrow and I didn't even start yet!"
Other person: "Dude you are screwed with a capital F."
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An ugly place that really sucks.
John wanting to change apartment-
"man, I can't wait to move out of this F-hole"
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When someone does a combination of a T-bag and a Brown Nose. When someone drags their balls across someones face, then the face goes across the guch, and onto the ass.
Term also known as DFF. Stands for Dirty Face Fuck. The last word of the acronym can be replace with Fucker, or Fucked. The acronym is not used among your friends. You only use the acronym form while talking around someone you dont want to hear or understand what your talking about, such as a teacher or parent
Usually this is preformed on someone who is sleeping, as an act of humiliating and making them feel extremely violated and dead inside, for they were just used as a piece of toilet paper.
After the person gets their face fucked; they feel dirty, or like a whore with 6 STD's. They will also smell like the Dirty Face Fuckers ass, and like the DFF took a shit on them.
"Hey Nick, you just got dirty face fucked."
"Jared, your a dirty face fucker."
"Hey guys, should I pull a dirty face fuck on him?"
"Awe, you just got D double F'd."
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when someone calls you and you don't want to talk, you press the ignore button on your phone
Person 1: I don't feel like talking to him right now
Person 2: Just give them the f-u button
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The carroty, greasy, moldy residue that you find in a seat recently vacated by a grosely obese woman
When she stood up I almost puked when I noticed the f r a n in the seat
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