To insert your fist into someone's anus
My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon
When you take a starfish and repeatedly shove it up someone’s ass.
I went to grandmas house last night and walked in on grandpa star fisting her in the oysters and she loved it.
when a man with unusually hairy hands and knuckles removes his fist from the vagina, and his hand is covered in vaginal residue.
"That Turkish guy I hooked up with last night cleaned my pussy out with his fist mop."
To be drunk beyond recognition.
Austin: I am fucking fisted
Nick: I've been fisted for the last 3 hours
experiencing a major inconvenience
“I’m so fisted that we don’t have the same classes.”
“Her boss demoting her really fisted her off.”
An alternative to the common phrase first dibs, where one ‘calls’ ownership of something. ‘Fist dibs’ is a newer form of slang relating to bros calling ‘fist dibs’ in a more ‘masculine’ version of the saying.
Bro, you seen the new Fashion Nova Men’s line?
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.