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1. Holding two beverages, one in each hand.
2. The act of fisting two vagina/assholes at one time. Involving 1-3 parties.
1. “I double fisted my cold brew and cactus cooler at Hamburger Mary’s last night.”
2. “I almost lost my hands last night because I was double fisting two gorilla-grip pussies and I lost feeling in four of my fingers.”
When you pin someone’s legs over their head then proceed to Superman punch their hole until your hand is deeper in them than Jeff Dunham is in Walter
I gave Stacy a Budapest fist bump last night! Apparently she has a thing for ventriloquists…
* When you fist a girl so hard and so deep it causes her to pass-out.
* Shove it loud, and shove it proud.
I really should have token my girlfriend to the hospital after I gave her The American Fist.
The medical phenomenon of a woman gaining the ability of being able to bear and give birth to twins after being fisted. It is widely accepted in medical circles that woman who have not been fisted previously cannot fall pregnant with twins
"Did you hear Sophie had twins?" "well u know what they say a fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle".
A board game that is played with a dice 🎲 and comes with 2 game pieces braid man and LBJAY. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJ MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created rELBJALOOD fist 👊. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
A board game that is played with a dice 🎲 and comes with 2 game pieces to the game BRAID MAN AND LBJAY. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I invented and made and created rELBJALOOD fist 👊. The champion. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️.
When a man puts on a aluminum cast condom and butt fucks his neighbor until the friction is too much and the heat melts the metal and casts the neighbors ass down to every detail imaginable
Average man: "hey bro you tryna Romanian Iron Fist tonight?"
Average mans neighbor: "yea bro, im down whenever"