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When two people are taking a shower together and one of them takes a shower cap and fart's into it and put it over the other persons face
Bro i got the gas *pulls louisiana gas mask over face*
Noun, sex act. When out of desperation two men share an encounter with a drug addicted prostitute inside a gas station restroom.
After striking out at the club all night, Craig and Max decided to cut their losses and swing by Circle K for a gas station sandwich, before going home to their wives.
the dirty ones and fives you receive back in change from the Arab or Mexican gas attendant
I went to get change back from the Arab gas attendant and he gave me all these dirty one and fives, fuckin' gas station money
That is when A man or woman sucks a fart out of there partners ass then blows it back in there mouth then with the use of a candle blow fart into flame to create a fire ball
Last night my girlfriend singed her mustash off while performing a rusty gas buster
While somone is sleeping, you place your testicles on bolth of their eye sockets. You then rest your anus on their mouth. after you are in this position, you fart in their mout to wake them up and when they open their eyes their eyes are stung by your salty balls.
DUDE?!?! DID YOU REALY JUST GIVE ME A SALTY GAS MASK ME?!?!
A type of "Silent, But Deadly" fart. This subdivision is classified as vomit inducing and nauseating to those who inhale the toxic fumes. A whiff of this deadly gas has the ability to incapacitate someone and render them unconscious. This classification of fart is only used in extreme cases, when the producer of the fart is the only person aware of the release until the smell reaches its victims. The abbreviation of this, IMG can also be used in conversation.
To provoke this type of fart the following conditions may apply:
1. Consuming too many foods w/ high amounts of carbohydrates
Of the three main nutrients, carbohydrates produce the most gas because sugar and starch easily ferment. Half of us are endowed with bacteria that particularly prefer munching on unprocessed carbohydrates -- unless you are like me, in which case tuna does the trick. As you might have guessed, beans contain more indigestible carbohydrates than most foods.
2. Consuming indigestible foods
Many daily foods are considered "indigestible" -- milk being one of them. Cow milk is unnatural to the human body, which is why a lot of people are lactose intolerant. Lactose intolerance means the body does not know how to digest milk, so it sets it aside as waste. If you happen to have a lot of "gas enzymes" in your system and you are lactose intolerant, milk can make you fart.
John: Yo, today in class I totally released a cloud of Incognito Mustard Gas.
Max: No way, dude I was trying to pull that off for the last month.
John: You won't believe it someone actually puked all over their desk, some other kid passed out.
Max: Dawg, that's some tight stuff right there. You gotta tell me your secret.
John: No problem let me just eat this can of beans and this whole onion. Gotta keep up the flatulence if you know what I mean.
Max: I always know what you mean, man. Send me some of that though. I totally need to release some of that IMG soon dude. Been holding it in for like a week.
John: DAWGGG.
Max: DAWWG.
A common curse world in Hong Kong. It usually means the receiving person’s whole family will die.
Also can be used to express anger and frustration.
Diu le lo mo （fuck your mother) hum ga chan ( your whole family should die)
-Average Hong Konger after losing a match of Majiang.