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Man 1- hey dude I totally had some german sausage last night!
Man 2- yo same!
The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.
Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.
The Bernhard German System is the name of the main thrust-formula used in real life. Used to achieve thrust and eventually fly planes or any other form of air vehicle.
''Dang bro, check that guy out! He's really good with the Bernhard German System!''
When a girl tells you she want's to do German Things; You probably should fill up before your date, as she want to eat what comes out of your dark passage (poop play)
Slutty Quagmire: Big Pete, Help! She Wants to do German Things! GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! it's not going to work!
When a girl tells you she wants to do German Things; You should fill up before your date, as it involves poop play
Slutty Quagmire :Big Pete, Help!
She wants to German Things, GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! It's not going to work!
A German Tricycle is a sexual act that involves three of your friends or family getting together and peeling patches of newborn baby skin along with gathering German black male genitals and molding them into three separate columnar objects proceeding to submerge the columnar objects into a 26 day old pool of pee, vomit and period blood and then leaving to harden. If done correctly they should be in ideal condition to be sewn into one, thus forming a relatively big tripod of fermented baby skin dildos.
The three participants will then waterboard a female preferably with no legs spreading her vagina and cutting it up making a fresh pool of blood inside it followed up with immediately inserting the tripod pre-lubricated with cum into the vagina, the participants then pulling the tripod out along with the female who then eats the tripod and vomits it in the faces of your three friends or family members and within 43 seconds fucking the female until the heart stops beating. This is then followed up with giving her CPR just to knock her out and leaving her in a public space naked.
My family did not bring any board games to the Christmas dinner so i suggested performing a German Tricycle