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When you go down on a girl and get your friend to sneak in without her noticing and eat her out while you make noises, then come up and put your balls in her face while your friend is still giving her that sweet sweet
Me and Tyler performed a totally sweet ghost chow on Emily yesterday, she almost had a heart attack and died!
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When you are in a relationship with a person who is dealing with their last relationship and the damage that was done. The important thing to remember is it takes time for that person to work through how and why it didn't work. If they wanted to be with that person, they would...it's just part of the process. It's significantly tougher if the ex treated them badly, because they can't understand why. They spend too much time looking in the past and not enough time looking in the present and the future. They are closed off to you because the wound is still fresh. This can cause insecurity, frustration, helplessness, loneliness and sometimes even anger. How strong are you? Are you strong enough and skilled enough to fight with ghosts?
Dragonfly has been struggling since she broke up with the spider. He was manipulative, used her for sex and didn't really care about her life. But he manipulated her and pleased her physically, so she can't let it go. She can't see the sunshine around her, the love of the those here to protect her and show her the joy in each and every day. It would be easier if he were standing here in front of me instead of just living in her memory...it's like fighting with ghosts.
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The bad-smelling byproduct of flatuence, a.k.a. fart fumes, that hangs in the air after a particular person has farted/passed gas.
"Brown's ghost is haunting the school cafeteria. Somebody get a can of air freshener...it's time for an exorcism!"
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The sad act of masturbation whilst missing an ex-lover with whom you had awesome sex.
"Daniel closed Tinder and opted to have sex with ghosts again"
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When a guy ghosts you on tinder/bumble/etc because you ask if his place is clean when he invites you over.
"Dudes on Tinder stay dirty ghosting me!"
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Sex with a ghost is what SWAG stands for. It also is a song made by Teddy Hyde
Having Sex With A Ghost is really SWAG
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Referencing the Bill Cosby Movie. It refers to someone who is your friend but never answers emails or returns texts days or weeks later. They are your friend but no one ever see them. When you think they are gone they randomly appear or send you a text or email. when confronted they think they are always there.
John: Where is Phil? I don't know man he is has been Ghost dad for the last 2 months
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