Goose is the best cat ever he always is chill and doesn’t give a crap about anything.He is very caring and loves to hang out with you.He loves to make bread on blankets but does not like to cuddle.
A legend of the art in throwing partys, boozing, smoking weed, growing weed, and a mastermind of being a G
Guy 1: “Who’s that?”
Guy 2: “That’s the fucking man bro! That guys so cool!”
Guy 3: “Ya they call him Goose”
All: “Steez”
To bonk on the head, and probably leave a concussion.
"Im gonna take this toy club and absolutely goose him with it"
An animal that makes THE MOST ANNOYING HONK OF GODS, and also will steal your sandwiches while your wondering your life existence at a park.
"BRO THAT GOOSE STOLE MY SANDWICHES"
A wingman with a wife and kids and always manages to die in the most absurd way. They also tend to be really bad at video games.
Dude, I’m maverick and you’re goose. It’s official now