Random
Source Code
Random
1. They finish last.
2. Permanent residents of the friend zone.
Yup, Howard's going the way of the nice guys. He'll never make it out of the friend zone.
119👍 99👎
A rare creature, endangered since 1982.
The nice guy in his natural habitat, A very rare find!
9👍 5👎
a normal person in the demented cartoon movie
(blah guy)I wonder why when you say the ziggy word a bomb explodes.
9👍 4👎
n. anyone who may make sport of another for no good reason
n. anyone who does something obviously ill-advised but who think otherwise of the action
n. anyone who deliberatly acts in a manner not befitting of his social status in order to "climb the social ladder"
"Gee, Will, I sure like your dumb-looking hair today."
"Oh really, John Powell, do you not like my hair today? Cool guy, right here (pointing to John Powell)."
"Yeah, so Mr. Davis was like, 'John Powell, you better finish your God-d*mn quiz', so I was like, 'F*** you, Davis! I'm not finishing my God-d*mn quiz!'"
"Oh really, John Powell? Were you like 'f*** you, Davis', is that what you were like? Cool guy, right here (pointing to John Powell)."
"Yeah so I saw Billy hanging out with Scotty D the other day at Drugstore University. What the hell is he thinking; he's such a cool guy."
83👍 68👎
A guy who was forgotten about after a few decades, yet he still remains unable to be famous, Oh wait, whoever uses this person in sentences has a erection right now.
Guy 1: Dude, Guy 69 doesn't want to be famous with us!
Guy 2: That is because he has the nice number and doesn't want to be famous, also that Guy 69 has been gone for a long time
A loving friend that is always in a pooy mood. A Poo Guy will always complain when he wants too and usually never gets what he wants.
Jack was being such a Poo Guy yesterday