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when a female is not available for a date,warm up a ham,name it after the girl you most wanted to date, yank the bone out of a ham and use the hole for your pleasure.
dang,i couldnt becky lee to go out with me on friday night so i had to use the ole fallback plan with a good ole texas reboned ham and becky was good.
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When a group a guy cum on a girls ass
We all gave her a group glazed ham
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-"Your booty like two planets
Go head, and go ham sammich" -Jason Derulo
-Karen, Brittany, Carrie, Liz, Shea and Amy went ham sammich!
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a youthful well kept vagina (bald taco) with salsa added
Sally: Hey Larry
Larry: Ya?
Sally: How about we spice things up a little tonight.
Larry: How?
Sally: How about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the shit out of me.
Larry: That sounds like it might spice things up.
Sally: We could call it a mexican ham wallet.
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Excessively fucking a girl until her vagina tears
Jake was very bored and lonely one Christmas Eve so he decided to pass time by carving the Christmas ham with Helen.
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When one folds the penis in half prior to coitus to simulate a thicker member.
Jim gave Jill an Armenian ham sandwich, because he's oh so small.
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a word used in expression to very rank smells
damn, it smells like hot ass and ham in here!
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