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The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).
HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.
Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.
In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.
“Mum, that’s a dinosaur not a lizard”.
“No, that’s a history lizard “.
something you need to delete when youre about to die
no example,delete my browser history when i die
He his a big poo poo buttface 💩💩💩
"Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"
Historie is the worst thing in the world. Everyone hates it and it is so boring f*ck historie
Guy: who’s history’s best vocalist ever?
Girl: Oh, that’s easy, Francis George!
World history honors is a class in high school that will give you a crap ton of homework and class work it will ruin you’re life and make you cry.
me: i have world history honors next semester
person: haha good luck with that