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Human Water Hose

When you shove a garden hose up your ass and put that fucker on jet, then hope for the best

I’m so close to committing human water hose right now!

by Mikeox big November 29, 2019


human tree dart

Is when a person rides on a motorcycle (sport/crotch rocket style) and is involved in a vehicle crash. As a result of the crash the rider flies like a dart through the air with an enough speed and force to stick into a tree like a dart. 99% of the time the motorcycle rider is killed on impact with any solid surface.

A human tree dart is person that is riding on a sport/crotch rocket style motorcycle is involved in a vehicle crash. They hit with such force the rider is thrown from the bike flying through the air like a dart. When the rider hits a solid object after being thrown from the motorcycle they stick on a tree or other solid object like a dart sticks on a dart board.

by lead dog millionaire October 4, 2013


Human Fractal Level

The only part of your consciousness you are aware of that defines your personality and who you are. A fragment of living ego that is an off-shoot from the hyper consciousness that is everything and nothing. A small shard of the infinite being in you that slumbers. The small sliver of "you" that manifested inside a programmed dream world.

At my human fractal level, I feel emotionally beat-up about not getting hired, but when I take a step back as an observer I see many other opportunities opening when that one opportunity shuts close.

by S.T.A.G. February 28, 2021


Human Meat Container

Why the fuck are you looking this up

Why are you looking up "Human Meat Container" on urban dictionary. What is wrong with you

by MindLockAERO September 11, 2023


How is he human

is he monke

How is he human thats sus hes like monke but SUSSSSSS bro susususususususususy gamr lololol rebex REBEX lolololol so funi

by NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM. February 7, 2022


human fly trap

When you nut on your pillow or sheets then proceed to lay in it.

After the rim job I turned the bed into a human fly trap

by FlyTrapGod November 2, 2019


super human satchle

A satchle in which one can store various lethal weapons

Much like the Arch of the Covinent, the super human satchle contains power which the human race cannot comprehend...

by Devon-Ryan-Tim January 26, 2007