Right Ear Piercing

Men, who pierce their right ear are not homosexual, nor homophobic. Piercing the right ear shows a sign of wealth and also masculinity, the right ear is usually worn by pirates and invaders, also highly profiled criminals, if you were to wear any fake jewelry in your right ear as male, you were considered a homosexual, if wear an earring in your right ear it must be real gold (10kt-24kt) because your right is your strong ear and balanced, when being approached with the earring a man would approach you in disguise as a woman.

Hey I like your Right Ear Piercing ....“Hey boo, want to have a good time” ... “No your a man” .

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Ear Whore (EW)

Someone who pretends he's working but is actually listening to everyones conversations (even peoples keystrokes).

Joto, stop being an ear whore and get back to your 1's and 0's....!!

Doctor: "D" How can you focus or even do work if you're always listening to everyones conversations?

Joto: It's OK, I am a professional ear whore (EW).. I can hear sounds less than 25dBA (sound of breathing @ 1 m), and still manage to browse the web.

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Donald Trumps Ear

A grubby piece of plastic

Your new toy sucks. It is like Donald Trumps Ear

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Ears feel like burning

Idiom

To be irritated too much by someone's talkativeness.

My ears feel like burning whenever I talk to her - she talks until you are blue in the face.

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Your Lips To Gods Ears

A reaction to the pointing out of an injustice of the scale that one man could not change alone such as prejudice and bad goverment policy.
Can change 'God' to name of perpatraitor or potential rescuer for lesser situations.

"The Darfur massacres need to stop, someone needs to help the innocent villages that are being attacked"
"Your lips to Gods ears"

"If Muslim Women must worship under such strict regulation of clothing and behaviour, Surely Muslim Men should too?"
"Yours Lips to Gods Ears"

"Bus Tickets should be cheaper!"
"Your lips to Boris' ears"

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punk rock ear plugs

Any makeshift earplugs. They can be fashioned from toilet paper, cigarette butts, tampons, bullets, gum, or just nothing at all; and typically don't work very well. Sometimes worn only after years of loud music and sustained hearing loss causes an adjustment of habits.

Punker 1: Yo, this band is LOOOOOOUUUUUUUD!!!

Punker 2: WHAAAAAAAAT? Can't hear ya; wearin punk rock ear plugs!!!... half deaf already!!!

Punker 1: You have Beth ready?!!!!

Punker 2: HALF DEAF ALREADY!!!!!!

Punker 1: You have METH READY?????

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fukked up rabbit with no ears

a chicken

whats that there

its a fukked up rabbit with no ears

wat!!!!
a chicken dude
ohh right

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