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When a nerdy couple date only using technology. One does not Forty Percent Date face to face, physical contact is not allowed and under no circumstances can the two speak to one another offline unless they are in a group of at least ten people. Forty Percent Dating is only used when both counterparts of the couple are too socially awkward, anxious or inept to do anything with one another. Both are extremely relieved when the relationship is terminated as they had difficulty stringing one sentence together in order to speak to their boyfriend/girlfriend. This mostly happens in younger couples with less experience in the dating world, not many can get passed Forty Percent Dating until their third or fourth relationship. It is then when they may grasp the concept of dates. It is not very often when a person finds themselves unable to get passed the Forty Percent Dating stage of their life. Normally, if this happens it is because the person is too co-dependent on their friends and doesn't make enough time for their relationship. It is suggested that they take a slight step back from their friendships and become more involved in their romantic interest. Forty Percent Dating is also known as: Somewhat Dating, Halfway Dating and Loveless Relationships.
"Hey man, did you finally dump that girl you had a Forty Percent Relationship with?"
<Person 1> and <Person 2> dated for three months. In that time they talked face to face once. The rest of their lives were dominated by the internet and texting, it was to the point that if they made eye contact it scared them. They were Forty Percent dating.
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what desperate n00bs and nerds turn to when they eventually realize that they are never gonna get a girlfriend.
Mother "Eduardo, what ae you doing? It's time for dinner"
Eduardo Mom, can you just save it for later. I'm playing my Japanese dating simulator.
Mother "Not again, I thought we had this talk"
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To "hook-up" with the same individual repeatedly, with out actually going out together "officially".
Meeting up, hanging out, & engaging in sexual activety with a specific individual on a regular basis.. But never claiming to be dating, or speaking about what it is that you are doing at all. (Usually begins at bars or other group social functions.)
Also known as "common law dating".
Becki & John? Oh, they're not officially together.. They are just San Jose dating.
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1. Thou shalt not date friends of friends
2. Thou shalt not ask someone out over the internet, unless it is absolutely necessary
3. Thou shalt not break up with thy partner over the phone or internet, in any case.
4. Thou shalt not make plans for the future, unless thou plans to fulfill them
5. Thou shalt not send mixed messages and signals
6. Thou shalt not cheat on thy partner.
7. Thou shall reject activities involving a name as an adjective
8. Thou shalt not use fecal matter in romantic ways
9. Thou shall be a dick for up to 6 hours after a break up. after this time, thou shalt not hold grudges.
10. Thou shall change the lingus, if thou is unsatisfied
Translation of the Ten Commandments of Dating
1. dont date your friend's friends. it gets awkward
2. its pretty tactless and impersonal
3. Really? a break up shouldnt be sprung on someone in an indirect way
4. Dont give false hope, it's unappreciated
5. Mislead people become confused people. confused people become ANGRY people.
6. infidelity is a dick move
7. (ie. cleveland steamer) DONT DO IT
8. poo and intimacy. its just wrong. back off fecalphiliacs.
9. get all the emotions out, move on. no holds barred.
10. Anna, Donna, Connor. the three lingus friends. figure it out, choose one.
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When you have a best friend or good friend that is practically married to her boyfriend, never apart from him and you never get the chance to see the friend anymore, the only practical thing to do is set up a pseudo-double date. This type of date, is when you, yourself, have a lack of a serious boyfriend or someone you are currently hooking up with/exclusive with (pathetic, right) and there's no other way to see your friend without doing couple things. So, therefore, for this to be legit you must be going on your double date with the couple with a "questionable" friend- someone you clearly have no romantic interest/involvement with. That way, you can see your friend who you never ever see anymore, have fun with it (since its a pseudo double date and all)and laugh about how your friend is practically married and in denial and you're pathetic enough to have to ask some random questionable friend you'd never actually go out with on this double date. It's the new thing to do, when you have no one else and all your friends are basically engaged.
Kathy, my best friend, and Ted, her boyfriend, invited me to dinner with them for their usual early bird special at the local italian restaurant. I couldn't third wheel it so I asked my questionable friend, Brad, to be my pseudo double-date for the night. It worked out. They made out the whole night, and we just laughed at the whole thing.
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A man in a bannana costume who slips roofies into girls drinks in night clubs. A man will take any woman even the old and ugly.
People have nothing to fear Captain Date Rape is comming into your lives!
Hide your children and wives! Captain Date Rape is here!
Baby I'm gonna sauce your ribs. -CDR
Captain Date Rape is here! Cover your rear!
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Known throughout California as a night spent slippin' her one through the back door.
you GUYS, i was too horny but i didn't bring a condom. So it turned out to be a UCLA date party!
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