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Put your Dick in a pizza and feed it to your bae
I ate an Italian bayonet
The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti
Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache
A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.
Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.
when you be doing missionary sex with sausages in yr butt
that italian missionary got my butt sore as hell
Just watch any Bud Spencer movie.
A: "I enjoy a good old italian fisting!"
B: "Hell yeah, I love Bud Spencer too!"
When you use five fingers while pleasing a woman and exclaim "mama mia!".
Dude, I was totally Italian Fisting her last night!
The act of inserting a man or woman's finger (preferably their smallest one) or toe inside a man's peehole, or the hole that is found at the tip of a man's penis. This is often described as both painful and pleasurable, and has been known to severely disfigures the man's penis.
John: Aw, man my penis hurts. She game me an Italian Fingerjob and I'm a bit sore.