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Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.
Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.
Italian Americans enjoy chewing gum, watching pigeons, and forfeiting their assets to the federal government after years of tax evasion.
the act of spiking someones drink, taking them home, and taking a roofie yourself, to even the chances, and escape charges
originated from Italy switching sides in the war
-My friend, Fernando, was on trial for raping a girl last week.
-Was he found guilty?
-Nah, he pulled the ol' Italian Switcheroofie.
Mate it's not pasta if you don't have the fresh cherry tomatoes mate fuck off! Just give it to me now the prosciutto, please!
Mate, fuck off I'm not a Italian snake I'm a dog mate, woof.
Crying, shitting, and eating spaghetti.
Marco: Yo, how you doing Alessandro?
Alessandro: Not good, having a bit of "Italian Sadness".
When you are fucking a girl and your balls slip into the hole.
I was giving this girl the Italian showbag last night and I think I slipped a nut
When you just ate and are kind of full but still a little room in your stomach for some pasta
I just had dinner but I have just enough room for a few bites of pasta. It can go in the Italian pocket