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the best shit you can find on the internet. i cum to it every night. 10/10 would recommend.
friend: whats you favorite type of porn?
me: it's kinda complicated... Jimmy Neutron Porn.
A guy that rushes a relationship by insisting on sex too quickly. (usually a narcissist)
She wanted to take things slow with her new boyfriend, but he ruined it by being a jimmy jumping beans.
Take Jimmy to the Woodshed
A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
Masturbating with a tube of fresh, ground pork sausage. Provides that incredible skin to skin feel.
Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.
As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.
The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
My pubes were filled with raw sausage after I did the Jimmy Dean fleshlight last night but it was so lifelike I’m going to do it again tonight. The Kroger had it on sale BOGO.
The act of a shoemaker in this case Jimmy Shumaker performing a sexual act on multiple inmates who have ganged up on him and told him that they were going to take Him into the prison bathroom and turned Jimmy two shoes into Jimmy to dudes or more depending on how many prisoners there are that are going to take advantage of his blown out booty hole.
Come here Jimmy two shoes you’re about to be Jimmy two dudes
1. Crazy ass mothafucka
2. Frontman of amazing band Mindless Self Indulgence
3. Sexyass bitchface
4. Skinny, crazy, hot piece of ass
Little Jimmy Urine: "I'll be a dinosaur! A dipplodauchus to be exactamanundo!"
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Lead Singer of Mindless Self Indulgence(One of the best bands in the world)
Little Jimmy Urine:
Amazing singer, Skinny, real name is James.
Incredibly hot.
Awesome hair.
Etc.
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