I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs
He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs
Having sex while the female defacates
Gave my wife a dog n' log last night
A person who could be great but centers around someone who is like a swirling log in a lake trying to steal their achievements and glory.
Matt thought Andrew was so cool he decided to hover around him all day like a dead log and steal all his coolness.
When you dirreah onto someone’s back and proceoto take a shit onto the waterfall and the shit flows down her back.
Hoe: Wanna try something new? TeHe ;)
Weird ass dude: How about an Alabama log flume?
Hoe: What’s that?
Weird ass dude: Magic!
Hoe: Let’s do it!
A slang term for someone who throws beer bottles at objects foreheads causing the glass to shatter and shards cut into facia liquid tissue looking like you ca,e out of the sawmill. It’s 5th degree burn of evil.
Don’t throw beer bottles like murder weapons. Log slicing should never be taught at home. It’s pure evil and way beyond illegal.
1. A log that has been repeatedly beaten with a hand.
2. A book that takes note of how many slaps you have done.
A Legendary defecation, not just Epic but possibly the most ultimate shit that gives 90+ marginal utility and the release of dopamine for many an hour. If you don’t feel the urge to share the event with a sibling it isn’t a Log of Legends.
Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!
Urban myth – eSport is a term coined by and stolen from a Lancastrian latrine when a patron of said latrine had passed a Log of Legends and was sat unwiped in blissful enjoyment of their own stench. Another patron entered the communal area and uttered the now immortal soliloquy – “ eee sport, what the fuck did tha ‘ave from th’kebab shop last night? ‘ave yer guts died and gone bad or is it…nah…maybe…a Log of Legends?” – just before dying from the WMD.