another name for hypebeast but less of an insult.
1:you are a trend monster!
2:whaat?! :(
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Comparing a high level of regret to that felt by a legendary 90's garage artist who; unlike other artists to apologise through the medium of song (i.e. Akon and Madonna)- is truely sorry!
"I am monster boy sorry I nailed your mum....again"
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The beautiful blue monster from Sesame Street that was sadly murdered by the veggie monster. He is best known for his large consumption of cookies (usually chocolate chip) and the way he eats them. When someone is a cookie monster, then they eat cookies and say "Om nom nom nom!" The health department killed him and replaced him with the Veggie Monster because they didn't want kids to get fat. Like they aren't already.
Friend One: "Om nom nom nom!"
Friend Two: "You are SO the cookie monster!"
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A girl who goes to college, joins a sorority, and no longer has a life outside of her sorority
Amy came home for Christmas break freshman year and we soon found out she had become a sorority monster. All she spoke about for the rest of her 4 years at college and beyond were her sisters/little, frat guys, and mixers.
Jeff's friend asked him, "Is this dress ok for recruitment?" He did not know what to say, but knew his friend had become a sorority monster.
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Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know right.
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sarahs, all sarahs are evil and satanic, so therefore they are devil monsters
SARAH IS A DEVIL MONSTER
Ikr dude
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When a man buys a tank top and wears the large one for extra cleavage.
Omg Luke's a Cleavage Monster for buying that tank top.
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