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Placing a tarantula spider in your mouth to get the effects of ecstasy,euphoria, etc. 100% natural, spider mouthing allows the individual to get the full effects of ex without worries of failing a random drug test.
Tarantula spiders naturally secreate and enzyme in warm moist place (mouth) similar to sweating. It is this enzyme that allows the person to get 'high'.
Spider mouthing is found in elite high-end clubs in LA, MIAMI, NYC, CHICAGO. Typical users are young professionals whose jobs preclude them from taking narcotics due to random drug tests. Popular amoung doctors, lawyers, and financial gurus of wall street.
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When 2 females have sex in a pool and you show up just minutes after they have left when you jump in the pool with your mouth open and get a mouthful of what they left.
Person 1:Dude something in this pool tastes sick. Person 2: AHAHAHAHA you just got a good pool mouth.
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When a guy/girl becomes unkissable due to their chapped, dry and grated like appearance lips.
dry flappy skin hanging off is an unforgivebale offence and can be treated with the simple application of the chapped lips saviour carmex or the trusted vaseline.
Rodney- "Hey sexy, give us a kiss" (proceeded with a wink)
Jemimy- "Errr no thanks you might be hot but your Shreddie-Mouth suggests otherwise so don't come near me with your cheese grater lips!"
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To regurgitate in ones own mouth, to puke in your mouth.
Similar to a Vurp.
*puke* I just made a mouth omelet.
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When your girlfriend or wife or gay lover sucks your balls during a blow job.
Does Suzy have two nuts in her mouth?
If you mean my testicles then yes, she has squirrel mouth
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A person who is too talking way to fucking loud.
Guy: So how was Infinity War?
Guy 2: OMG IT WAS SO GOOD YOU SHOULD SEE IT
Guy: God danm Bucket Mouth! Ever heard of an inside voice
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Someone who says their poor but really isn't and just needs money.
Kanye: Mark Zuckerberg I know it’s your bday but can you please call me by 2mrw… I'm Broke AF
Mark: ... (Thinks: Stop poor-mouthing me)
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