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When you overdose on pectin and your balls swell to the size of potatoes.
Guys I snorted 3 rails of uncut pectin and now I got potato nut!
Hairy Potato, also known otherwise as HP, is currently Selena Gomez's boyfriend. He plays Ernie in the classic, Sesame Street. However, he does not love Selena Gomez as he is the big gay. Usually, before he goes to sleep at night, Hairy Potato slicks his hair back with some coochie cleaner. He is friends with Nick Jonas, Tracer, Winston, and Widowmaker.
"Hairy Potato is fat, stupid, and a horse girl!"
This is what you call a girl when your with your homeboys. Its used to signify how Bad AF a chick is and is a huge compliment to the girl your talking about.
" Aye bro, that b*tch is a Persian Potato! "
When someone does something out of curiosity but it annoys you.
Guy 1 "I tried shaving my ass.."
Guy 2 "You're such a ponderous potato!"
Anus-potato is a word used as a swear word toward someone else. It can be used as a replacement for idiot.
"God Bob! You're such an anus-potato!"
A red pickle shaped lobster, resembling a strawberry with arms.
I could really go for a Potato Lobster right now.